Who feels like getting tossed around? I’m open to volunteers... Then again, what’s more compelling than a Do Not Enter sign?

((BTD Rire Ask Blog. 18+ only. Rire belongs to @darqx and this is only an interpretation of the character from a fan. Like Boyfriend To Death, this blog was not made to harm, only to entertain. I’ll tag all major triggers, but don’t be afraid to specify anything. I’m always happy and willing to improve content warnings. Enjoy, my lovelies! - Mod Mad))

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Anonymous asked
Hey Mad! I've been a big fan of your Rire blog for a while, and I was wondering how you got as popular as you did? I'm trying to start my own ask blog and I'm finding it hard to get people to ask me questions, so I can't keep the blog up (since, yanow, that's how you keep an ask blog running). Any advice? (Also I love you and I hope you feel less stressed soon!)

modmadtalks:

Thank you so much, anon! @rireslittleplaythings is more successful than I ever thought it would be and I’m so glad people actually enjoy my portrayal of him.

Further answer under the cut because this might be a long one:

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Anonymous asked

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Anonymous asked

BUY NOW! MURDER! are you bored? Murder! Are you having trouble sleeping? Murder! It only costs the little dignity and etnic beliefes you ever had! :D call now at 666-murder-666!

What about murder is undignified? You’re probably doing it wrong.

ramen-d00bles asked

Hello yes Rire it's me again! :0) How do usually cope with stuff when you're feeling upset or angry? If you ever do get that way?

I don’t tend to get that upset or angry. Whenever anything gets a little bit too frustrating however, I find that revenge is a wonderful palate cleanser.

Something’s upsetting you? Someone’s not as fun as you’d hoped? Just bored? Kill it.

fander-sides-writer asked

“You’re... something. Your eyes are very pretty, I’ll admit that. So... you’re a demon?”

Is this your way of flirting? Because it’s honestly laughable.

Anonymous asked

free me from this prison of glass you infernal demon

Oh hush up. You’re so ungrateful.

raggedkitty asked

Ok so i dont really know how this works yet but hi im new and i wanna know how do you feel about new people

New people are more fun, granted, but what I’ve always admired is dedication.

Anonymous asked

Rire, you’re a gallon of water and I’m really fucking thirsty

As far as I’m aware, it’s rare that most of you aren’t thirsty.