Who feels like getting tossed around? I’m open to volunteers... Then again, what’s more compelling than a Do Not Enter sign?
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Thank you so much, anon! @rireslittleplaythings is more successful than I ever thought it would be and I’m so glad people actually enjoy my portrayal of him.
Further answer under the cut because this might be a long one:
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What about murder is undignified? You’re probably doing it wrong.
Hello yes Rire it's me again! :0) How do usually cope with stuff when you're feeling upset or angry? If you ever do get that way?
I don’t tend to get that upset or angry. Whenever anything gets a little bit too frustrating however, I find that revenge is a wonderful palate cleanser.
Something’s upsetting you? Someone’s not as fun as you’d hoped? Just bored? Kill it.

“You’re... something. Your eyes are very pretty, I’ll admit that. So... you’re a demon?”
Is this your way of flirting? Because it’s honestly laughable.
free me from this prison of glass you infernal demon
Oh hush up. You’re so ungrateful.
Ok so i dont really know how this works yet but hi im new and i wanna know how do you feel about new people
New people are more fun, granted, but what I’ve always admired is dedication.
Rire, you’re a gallon of water and I’m really fucking thirsty
As far as I’m aware, it’s rare that most of you aren’t thirsty.
smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome